You remember #FlowerBeards, right? Of course you do. It was that wacky craze that swept the Internet for 1.5 days this July.
Well, because hipsters are always thinking up new stuff to adorn their beards with (remember, beards are to hipsters as nests are to magpies: they’ll stick anything in those things to get laid), that trend is back with a vengeance for the holidays.
Yes, I am happy to present you with Beard Baubles, the Christmas ornaments for facial hair. Think of them as flower beards meets ugly Christmas sweater suits.
All jokes aside, Beard Baubles are actually being sold to support Beard Season, an Australian charity that works to publicize the risks of melanoma.
Currently, Beard Baubles are all sold out, so people seem to be listening, and we can’t be mad at that.